i got this off the twitter account for boom boom pow (love them!). this is hilarious!

leprechans VS will.i.am
http://tinyurl.com/mhdzp3

hey! i'm in europe! sorry about the ox and wedgehead show delay! when i get back home (in the USA) i will continue. sorry if i don't write for a while. where i'm going tomorrow doesn't have a computer, let alone internet.

yes! i'm going to europe, and my plane leaves TOMORROW!!!! i can't wait! it'll be so much fun! 

omg, this is hilarious! jonas brothers fans, you'll "love" this:

CLICK HERE!!!!
(if the above link does not work for some stupid reason, go to YouTube and type "jonas brothers single ladies" into the search box. it should be the first video there.)

WARNING! viewers with sensitive eyes, stomach problems, and/or a completely understandable hatred for the jonas brothers are not recommended to watch this video. TRUST ME.

any puking, choking, or unconsciousness is not to be blamed on celia's random stuff. it is totally not celia's fault if your eyes burn out of your face when you see the joe jonas in a leotard, because she WARNED YOU!!!! that's right! so, no, you may not sue, strangle, poison, or cause any harm to the editor of celia's random stuff, or i'm afraid i will have to send out secret ninja spies to hurt you.

ha! no more school!!!! i am SO happy! omg, i'm almost in 8th grade! i SPIT on 6th and 7th graders! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! (jk! one of my friends is a 6th-grader-to-be)
anyways, my summer is pretty busy. i have:
+ my friend amber's birthday party tomorrow
+ a triathlon sunday morning
+ MY birthday party on sunday afternoon
+ i need to pack my bags because i'm....
+ leaving for europe (for a month, will you miss me? :]) next tuesday
+ when i get back, i have a month to get tan at hawaiian falls
+ then, i'm mountain biking in crested butte, colorado for ten days
+ on the way there, i have ANOTHER triathlon
+ on the way back, i get to stay in santa fe for a couple days
+ school starts - i'm an 8th grader!!!!
see? lots of fun stuff!!!! :)

omg! it's the weekend! i'm working on an awesome video right now...

have i mentioned this yet? omg! there are only... (counting fingers) SIX AND A HALF DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!!!! whoo! i am SO excited!

trashbin update:

the trashbin no longer exists!!!!

just kidding! (scared you, didn't i)

i just renamed it to...

THE OX AND WEDGEHEAD SHOW!!!!

(i know, very straightforward, right?)

the ox and wedgehead show is the new, update version of the trashbin! stay tuned... it's coming soon!

you know how i said i just finished TAKS testing? well guess what. now there's MAP testing too! and then there's EXAMS! omg, what is wrong with these people! there going to... (dramatic music) TEST US TO DEATH!!!!

anyways, that's basically how my day went.

i don't know if you've noticed yet, but I'M BLOGGING ON A WEEKDAY! MWA-HA-HA!!!! EVEN THOUGH I STILL HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO, I AM WASTING MY TIME ON MY LAPTOP! MY CONSCIENCE is SLOWLY SLIPping AWAY! SOON, I WILL BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING! I LOVE MY EVIL LAUGH! MWA-HA-HA!!!!

yep, kids. this is what happens when you have one too many cups of coffee.

YES! finally, TAKS is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate the TAKS tests, not because they're hard, because they are SO INCREDIBLY BORING!!!! and the worst part was that i had "prom queen" (by lil wayne) stuck in my head throughout the ENTIRE math TAKS! trust me, prom queen is not the song you want to be singing in your head while trying to do algebra.
to listen to it, click here. no, not there! HERE! (by the way, you might have to click on "play", aka the little triangle on the side of the song, to hear the song.)

right now i'm at my friend aditi's house. today is her 13th birthday! happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... blah blah... all that stuff.

yes, i know i said i would be downloading my slideshow soon. and another video. AND my technology guru certification quiz. so what, call me lazy. whatever.

anyways, i just got back from northpark mall, the most amazing mall ever! it has so many stores... and i only bought from one. i'm telling you! hollister is the best store ever! i got a navy t-shirt with a drawing of a surfer dude on it, a white t-shirt with "hollister" written on it, and a navy-and-white striped tank top.

grrr! still working on "the best of pocket god". i promise! it's just taking a while, because i'm not used to making slideshows. other than that, i am a complete technology guru! i even have a certificate to prove it...

COMING SOON!!!!

i've been working on a little project i like to call... THE BEST OF POCKET GOD! it's a slideshow consisting of hilarious screenshots of weird pocket god scenes! cool, right? well it should be coming... today!

the next music video has been slightly delayed, sorry. but i'm working on it!

keep checking my blog, every weekend (because that's the only time of the week i have time to post) and leave comments!

yeah! it's the weekend again!

for all you people who are wondering, i got FIFTH PLACE at my track meet from last week! yay!

anyways, other than that, i've been working on homework. i also have to do this whole english project on the hobbit, which really stinks, because i didn't exactly enjoy that book. still, better start working!

hi! i just got back from my track meet! i ran the 800 meter race (if you're not familiar with runner's vocabulary, it's two times around the track at a stadium). i didn't puke, but i could definitely felt my hot cheetos somewhere in my throat. i did okay, something better than seventeenth place. if i ever get more specific result details, i'll post them. now i'm going to watch "heroes" or something. bye!

right now i'm watching a special spongebob episode about spongebob's house party or something. it's hilarious! omg, i love spongebob! he's so funny! gary (his pet snail, for you freaks who have never watched a spongebob episode before) is really cute too! notice: my profile picture is of sandy cheeks, spongebob's friend. yes, you could say that 'i'm obsessed. hey! something else to add to my obsession list!

are YOU a spongebob fan? leave comments!

:)

here's the t-shirt i mentioned in a previous post! cool, right? i know it's backwards, but that's only because the photo booth is messed up. the entire t-shirt says "you're only ugly on the inside". i bet one of my conversations at school on monday when i wear it for the first time will be something like....
friend: celia, what does your shirt say?
me: (reading off of shirt): "you're only ugly on the inside"
friend: cool! i want one!
celia: i'm sorry, i don't think that would work out. if you were to wear this shirt, they would have to change word "inside" to "outside."
(end of conversation)
that would be hilarious. keep your fingers crossed, maybe this will actually happen!
now i'm off to eat breakfast!

ugh. it's easter today and it's raining. it was sunny all of last week, and it's supposed to be sunny starting tomorrow, but no-o-o-o, mother earth had to pick EASTER of all days to make it rain. oh well. i'll just trudge through the day as usual. :(

yay! i got a shirt from hot topic! i'll post a picture of it later!

CONTEST!!!!
i know it's not very visible, but there is a contest. the rules are in the post about the "disturbia" music video. enter as many times as you want!

my next music video is probably coming around next weekend, so make sure to check my blog in a week! i am also working on some trashbin videos (they have not been abandoned) and maybe on another project...

coming soon!

DISTURBIA

this movie is rated:

G (general audiences)

for perfect cleanliness, except for one unrecognizable bad word

YES, I WAS BORED, THANK  YOU FOR ASKING.

here's another music video, this time for the song "disturbia" by rihanna. it features moxy, another uglydoll. it's supposed to be all goth and stuff, so she's dressed all in black. the scene is a graveyard, did you guess?

here's a little challenge for you: if you can tell me what the tombstones say, i'll recognize you in one of my posts. you have about two weeks.

to enter, e-mail me at celiatalks2much@gmail.com. don't post it as a comment, because everyone else will see the answer and it will ruin your chances of winning. good luck! :)

also, please REMEMBER TO VOTE IN MY POLL. thank you!

by the way, for those of you who faint at the mention of bad language, "let it rock" isn't the most family-friendly song, so if you're allergic to explicit music, i suggest you turn down the sound when you watch the video.

the following movie is rated:

PG (parental guidance)

for foul-mouthedness  and scenes of pure awesome

LET IT ROCK

ha! i started making some music videos with uglydolls! watch them; they are hilarious (in my opinion). this one is the video for "let it rock" by kevin rudolph and lil wayne. it's not movie theater quality, but it will keep you entertained for sure. look out for more, coming soon to my blog! if you like this video, maybe you should look at my trashbin episode collection in my previous posts. if you have any music video song requests, leave a comment or e-mail me at celiatalks2much@gmail.com! also, make sure to participate in my polls! they are a very important part of my blog, because it helps me find out what YOU think about the stuff i post. thank you!

you might have noticed, but on the side, i have a whole list of completely random stuff i like. i just started it, so i don't have many, but i'll probably think of a bunch more later on. be patient. you can also click on them, and it will lead you to a link about that certain topic.

right now, i'm chatting with my friend amreen. i LOVE chatting, because it's the only place in the world i can use phrases like "brb", or "lmao". they should make a brand new language for IM! maybe i should invent it! (yes, i have a lot of time on my hands.)
well, better start working!

trunko totally hogs the screen

this is another exclusive clip from hawaii!

(if you are wondering why is used the word "another", maybe it's about time for you to look through my previous posts)

hurrah! it's friday, and i'm not at school! no more waking up early, boring old schoolwork, or homework for three whole days! and summer vacation is coming, too! i'm just so happy today, and you can tell by all the exclamation marks i'm using! yay!

by the way, pocket god has updated two things: the little islanders can go fishing now, you can chat with other pocket god players (with the help of wi-fi), and make ants come out of an anthill and eat your pygmie!

if you have no idea what i'm talking about, click on itunes and look in the top ten games; it might be there! if you don't have itunes, just look through my previous posts! remember, you an check their blog at pocketgod.blogspot.com!

yay! it's the weekend again! here's another picture from hawaii. trunko is posing in front of a turtle on the beach. (trunko is one of ox and wedgehead's numerous brothers. if you don't know who ox and wedgehead are, i suggest that you view my earlier posts and look for "the trashbin" videos)

keep checking my blog for more pictures from hawaii!!!!

domo is back from vacation! he used the "free vacation trick" he learned from ox and wedgehead (see earlier posts). he was sunbathing in hawaii, and there are plenty of pictures, which i will post later. he is so cute! by the way, the red and white thing on the rock next to domo is a dead crab. gross? no way! domo loves to eat crab! (that may be the reason it's dead.)

anyways, feel free to comment on this picture, and answer the polls! it makes domo very happy to get attention.

yes! i am STILL working on my science project. it is taking me sooooooo long!

yeah yeah, i know. i should be working on my science project. BUT I JUST BEAT LEVEL ONE OF PACMAN! yes, i finally got to level two! i didn't even know there WAS a level two! the problem is, it's really hard! the ghost thingies move SO fast! they have inhuman speed. such an unfair advantage against me. *grumble* if you beat my record, please leave a comment, and i will decide whether to believe you or not.

omg! i'm working on my science project. i have to make a book to summarize this story called "jack the leaf". unfortunately, this is a major part of my grade, so it's not like i have much choice. :[

i'll post again...if i come back alive.

by the way, another update of pocket god just came out! now you can give the islanders tiny little hurricanes! they're so CUTE!

yay! it's finally friday! mmmm...i think i'm gonna go eat popcorn now. popcorn is yummy!

don't you hate it when people call you a weirdo, especially when there's nothing weird about you? is it possible for weird to be a good thing? my friend phithy thinks so. she will call me a weirdo, then act as if it was a compliment. i think it's just her excuse to call people weird. well phithy, i have news for you. YOU are weird.

jkjkjkjk!!!!

the number one game on itunes is... pocket god! for only 99 cents you can become god of your very own island! the little islanders look like tropical cavemen; they are SO cute! you can choose to be a kind god: feed them coconuts and give them little dance parties, or you can be an evil god (which i find a lot more fun): use them as shark bait, cause earthquakes, zap them with lightning, toss them into the volcano... the usual godly stuff. but what makes pocket god even MORE fun is the updates, there is new stuff coming every week! this week, the update is called "hi dracula". now, you can click on the moon (which you control, of course) and a bat will come out. then, it chomps on one of the islanders, which instantly turns him into a vampire! the vampire doesn't drink blood, but he does kick all the other islanders off the island. if you change the time to dawn, the vampire will start begging you not to put the sun up. of course, you can't resist, and do it anyways. the vampire will disintegrate into ashes... but not all the time. there is a way to save the vampire: you can cause an eclipse by grabbing the meteorite and blocking out the sun. this trick works only if you do it fast enough!

next week's update will introduce winds and hurricanes to the poor islanders. as if they don't get beat up enough!

unfortunately, pocket god is only available for ipod touch and iphone. if you don't have one, you can either a) wait for it to come out on other ipods (which is practically impossible because you need a touchscreen) or b) buy a new ipod.

you can read the pocket god blog at pocketgod.blogspot.com.

vacation for free - if you survive...

hi! i'm at my friend hanna's house and she LOVES dogs. in fact, she has two, bubba and sherman. they're not your ordinary household pets. sherman's weight is, like, equal to a small car! well, not THAT much, but that's what it seems like when he's stepping on your toes. ouch. in reality, sherman is the size of a kayak with fur, and weighs more than my dad. just your average dog. bubba is the same size, minus the 20 pounds of fur. luckily, both are very nice, and even cute. they also make fantastic footrests! hanna and her brother jacob also have two cats and a hamster. not the place to go if you are allergic to animals. i'm okay, but i just don't like it when the dogs run through the house. at the rate of their speed and weight, they could probably knock me over and crush my ribs. yeah.
you can check out hanna's blog at johannastuff.blogspot.com

episode three of the trashbin is coming soon! this time, they'll be talking about how to go on vacation...for free! it's funny and maybe you'll learn something!

feel free to comment!

right now i'm eating hot cheetos and they are REALLY good! i don't know why it's called "hot", because the only hot thing here is ME! jk! anyways they are delicious and i am completely addicted to them! this is my 4th bag and my mouth isn't on fire yet! mmmm...flamin' hot cheetos!

losing weight for dummies

hi! as you can see, i'm working on some videos to post on my blog. th'e first one is below, called the trashbin. in the trashbin, ox and wedgehead will discuss random topics! if you have any suggestions, just answer the poll or leave a comment and i will consider your idea! look out for upcoming videos, and make sure to rate them on the rand-o-meter!

ox and wedgehead welcome you!

flashback: on tuesday i went to this cool cow place (aka a farm) called lucky layla farms. i saw these awesome cows that were roaming around the grass. the cows were, like, the size of a small boat. they were HUGE. i saw this baby cow (called a calf) and it was really cute! unfortunately, i will probably end up eating him in a big mac. bye bye burger. anyways, i found out that the company is named after a cow that won a prize in an important competition. that was a really long time ago, though, and the cow is dead. but, the name stuck. you can check out their website at www.luckylayla.com.

i'm finally beginning to get the hang of blogger! i added a poll, pacman, and i'm planning on finding more gadgets for my blog. pacman is HARD. the little ghost thingies go too fast! did you know they have names? it says so on the main screen!

welcome to celia's random stuff! i will post...well, random stuff (duh!), and you can rate it on my "rand-o-meter". also, make sure to take part of my polls!